Speaker – Polimericks

Occasional Limerick #75; Headline: Johnson Claims Town Meeting Protestors are Paid Actors

Hey, Speaker Mike! What the heck?

What’s causing this slow bottleneck?

If we’re getting paid

For acting dismayed,

Then where in the hell is my check?

Occasional Limerick #29: Headline: Johnson’s Fate as Speaker Still Unclear

Will Johnson survive as the Speaker?

He might just pull through in a squeaker –

Still, MAGA, it’s known,

Will oft eat its own;

His future could not be much bleaker.