Polimericks is going on vacation for the month of August. There may be an occasional limerick or two before it comes back again in September! See you then!
Enjoy the rest of the summer, and thanks for your support!
— Steve
Occasional Limerick #73, July 29, 2022
Headline: Trump Hosts Saudi-Backed LIV Golf Tour
And now, for his grossness de jour,
Don’s hosting the Saudi golf tour!
Don’t call it a “bogey,”
It’s now a “Kashoggi”
And rather than sand traps, manure.
Occasional Limerick #72, July 28,2022
Headline: Indicators Point to Trump in “Severe Legal Peril”as Committee Draws Closer
Our Donald’s in deep legal poo –
Let’s see what new malice he’ll spew.
He might snarl and smear
As indictment comes near,
Or maybe come down with Kung Flu.
Occasional Limerick #71, July 27, 2022
Headline: Rep. Matt Goetz Says Women Protesting Anti-Abortion Legislation are “Just Disgusting” and built “Like a Thumb”
Those protesting girls? Fat and dumb.
And each of them’s built like a thumb!
(And each of us rates
Representative Goetz
As quite a bit lower than scum.)
Occasional Limerick #70: July 25, 2022
Headline: Video Shows Josh Hawley, Author of “Manhood”, Fleeing Jan 6. Rioters
Oh, Senator Hawley! Muchacho!
Such manly man virtues! So macho!
In heat of the clash
You took off like The Flash!
I think you should join the Gazpacho.
Occasional Limerick #69, July 25, 2022
Headline: Trump Severely Criticized by Wall St. Journal and NY Post
Oh, Donald! You’re losing your grip!
The Journal and Post did a flip!
And when Murdoch dumps you,
Well, that kind of trumps you.
The rats are deserting the ship.
Occasional Limerick #68: July 22, 2022
Headline: Bannon Will Not Testify, Offers No Defense
Me follow the law? Ha, I love it.
And you can take Congress and shove it.
What, me face the bench?
Not I, Übermensch!
I’ve raised myself fully above it.
Occasional Limerick #67: July 21, 2022
Headline: Secret Service Deleted Critical January 6th Texts
It seems that we can’t find the text,
And jeepers, it makes us perplexed.
We’ve no peace of mind,
As we also can’t find
Whatever it is you’ll want next.
Occasional Limerick #66, July 20, 2022
Headline: Pence, Christie, Other Prominent Republicans Campaign Against Trump Primary Picks
The Donald must find this quite jolting,
But some in the party are bolting!
They’re still quite extreme,
But sing a new theme:
“The new GOP! We’re revolting!”
Occasional Limerick #65, July 19, 2022
Headline:Former Trump Official Will Testify in Prime Time at Hearing
Prime time! Let’s all see if tonight
The ‘smoking gun’ comes into light.
A fact un-refutable
Not even disputable,
And leads to the vote to indict.
Polimericks 