Headline: Trump Hosts Saudi-Backed LIV Golf Tour
And now, for his grossness de jour,
Don’s hosting the Saudi golf tour!
Don’t call it a “bogey,”
It’s now a “Kashoggi”
And rather than sand traps, manure.
Tag: Trump
Occasional Limerick #72, July 28,2022
Headline: Indicators Point to Trump in “Severe Legal Peril”as Committee Draws Closer
Our Donald’s in deep legal poo –
Let’s see what new malice he’ll spew.
He might snarl and smear
As indictment comes near,
Or maybe come down with Kung Flu.
Occasional Limerick #69, July 25, 2022
Headline: Trump Severely Criticized by Wall St. Journal and NY Post
Oh, Donald! You’re losing your grip!
The Journal and Post did a flip!
And when Murdoch dumps you,
Well, that kind of trumps you.
The rats are deserting the ship.
Occasional Limerick #67: July 21, 2022
Headline: Secret Service Deleted Critical January 6th Texts
It seems that we can’t find the text,
And jeepers, it makes us perplexed.
We’ve no peace of mind,
As we also can’t find
Whatever it is you’ll want next.
Occasional Limerick #66, July 20, 2022
Headline: Pence, Christie, Other Prominent Republicans Campaign Against Trump Primary Picks
The Donald must find this quite jolting,
But some in the party are bolting!
They’re still quite extreme,
But sing a new theme:
“The new GOP! We’re revolting!”
Occasional Limerick #61: July 13, 2022
Headline: Twitter Sues Elon Musk to Force Him to Complete Transaction
Elon Musk thought he’d buy Twitter,
But now things are nasty and bitter.
But if making the sale
Got Don out of jail,
I’m glad Elon did reconsider.
Occasional Limerick #59: July 11, 2022
Headline: Steve Bannon Says He Will Testify to Jan. 6 Committee
Testify? Really? Steve Bannon?
Prepare for the loaded loose cannon!
Let’s see if he’ll cross
And revile his old boss
And rank him beneath James Buchanan.
Occasional Limerick #51, June 29, 2022
Headline: Aide Testifies About Trump’s Rage On January 6
I’m glad they were able to fetch up
This news about Don and the ketchup.
To hear of this fracas
Is likely to make us
So sick to our stomachs, we’ll retch up.
Occasional Limerick #43: June 17, 2022
Headline: GOP Senate Candidates in PA, GA Have No Government Background
In GA, the odd Herschel Walker.
In PA, the diet pill hawker.
What led to this saga
Of MAGA in PAGA?
Butt kissing one foul ex-New Yorker.
Occasional Limerick#39:June 13, 2022
Headline: Trump Declares Ivanka “Checked Out” on Election Results
Ivanka thought Bill Barr spoke truly –
She did not defend Daddy duly.
So Dad, that old cuss,
Threw her under the bus.
Oh, Daddy, you always act cruelly.
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