June 28

Headline: Trump Signs Executive Order Protecting Monuments and Statues

Those Hooligans get me all riled!

I’ll guard you from being defiled!

I promise you, that you

Can count on me, Statue!

(You couldn’t if you were a child.)

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Author: Steve Hirsch

Steve is a retired high-tech marketing specialist and former chairman of a college humanities division. He's a lover of Shakespeare and classical music, so he writes limericks and plays the accordion. Go figure.

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