July 28

Headline: Trump Cancels First Pitch at Yankee Stadium

No fans in the stands – still I’d strut out

And throw a pitch fit for a shutout.

But I might come unglued

If I’d been roundly booed

By every cardboard fan cut-out.

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Author: Steve Hirsch

Steve is a retired high-tech marketing specialist and former chairman of a college humanities division. He's a lover of Shakespeare and classical music, so he writes limericks and plays the accordion. Go figure.

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