Headline: Matt Gaetz Removes His Name from Cabinet Consideration

Oh, poor Representative Gaetz,

You’ve just been done in by the Fates!

You pillar of virtue,

I’m so sad it’s hurt you –

(Now show us more nudes of your dates.)

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Author: Steve Hirsch

Steve is a retired high-tech marketing specialist and former chairman of a college humanities division. He's a lover of Shakespeare and classical music, so he writes limericks and plays the accordion. Go figure.

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