Occasional Limerick #37: Headline: Surgeon General Advocates Warning Labels on Alcoholic Beverages

I thought that I might have a plan, Sir,

But now I find it’s not the answer.

I’d just stay a tight souse

While Trump’s in the White House,

But now I find drink causes cancer.

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Author: Steve Hirsch

Steve is a retired high-tech marketing specialist and former chairman of a college humanities division. He's a lover of Shakespeare and classical music, so he writes limericks and plays the accordion. Go figure.

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