Occasional Limerick #67: Headline: Zelinsky Says Trump Demands 50% of Ukrainian Natural Resources in Peace Deal

Oh, shut up, you panty-waist liberals –

I’ll take those Ukranian minerals,

That one-half proportion?

It isn’t extortion,

As they attacked Russia, the criminals!

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Author: Steve Hirsch

Steve is a retired high-tech marketing specialist and former chairman of a college humanities division. He's a lover of Shakespeare and classical music, so he writes limericks and plays the accordion. Go figure.

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