Covid Relief – Polimericks

December 28

Headline: Trump’s Last-Minute Signing of Relief Bill Seen as Tactic to Punish GOP

Aren’t I clever in how

I waited to sign until now?

I couldn’t care less

About your distress,

But I’ll make my party kow-tow.

Headline: Congress Still Arguing Covid Relief

Congress says it will enact

Some Covid relief – in abstract.

So hope, ye afflicted

Or poor or evicted:

It’s coming! Just not quite in fact.