Elon Musk – Polimericks

Occasional Limerick #21: Headline: Musk Exerts Influence Over US Government

A Musk is a kind of a smell –

We already know that too well.

The stench and the stink

Could be bad as we think,

And surely the next weeks will tell.

Occasional Limerick #8: Musk Targets Federal Workers Online

“Oh, Don,” said Elon with elan,

“I think I’ve come up with a plan!

I’ll wait ’till you wreck

Every balance and check,

Then I’ll screw everyone that I can.”