Matt says, “It wasn’t a crime!
I’m only a gross wad of slime!
That’s not antithetic
To government ethic,
And what’s more, Don knew all the time!”
Tag: Gaetz
Occasional Limerick #10: Headline: GOP Blocks Motion to Release Gaetz Ethics Report
This motion’s insulting and snide!
We’re shocked! And the motion’s denied!
If we let you see,
Next you’ll ask about me!
(Though of course, I have nothing to hide).
Headline: Matt Gaetz Removes His Name from Cabinet Consideration
Oh, poor Representative Gaetz,
You’ve just been done in by the Fates!
You pillar of virtue,
I’m so sad it’s hurt you –
(Now show us more nudes of your dates.)
Occasional Limerick #5: April 5
Headline: Rep. Gaetz Reportedly Showed Nude Photos of His Lovers
A memo to Congressman Gaetz:
Not much else so well illustrates
What we’ve known for some time —
That you’re major-league slime —
More than showing off nudes of your dates.
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