Based on the facts, we’ve surmised
The mission was near compromised!
But given the actors
And competence factors,
Is anyone really surprised?
Based on the facts, we’ve surmised
The mission was near compromised!
But given the actors
And competence factors,
Is anyone really surprised?
You knew it was coming, right, folks?
Don tells us the chat thing’s a “hoax.”
But that line is so worn
And Don’s so forsworn
That now it’s the punchline of jokes.
They all know he’s not at all qualified,
And most are quite secretly horrified,
But still, while they squirm,
They will vote to confirm,
As Donald J. Trump must be mollified.