ICE – Polimericks

Occasional Limerick #101: Headline:Trump: “I’m not involved” in the case of Maryland man mistakenly deported to El Salvador

See, now? The problem is solved!

I just say that I’m not involved.

I’ll just give a shrug,

Kick it under the rug,

And smile while the law is dissolved.

When ICE is conducting a search

They’ll even come snatch you in church.

So don’t pray in Spanish

Or you just might vanish —

There’s nothing they will not besmirch.

Headline: Parents of 545 Children Separated at US border Still Can’t be Found

Tus padres, not us, are the errants,

So grant us a little forbearance,

And kindly stay caged

‘Till you’re middle aged.

By then we might locate your parents….