Inauguration – Polimericks

Occasional Limerick #42: Headline: Trump Claims “I was saved by God”

Don says the Lord has preserved him,

And for his great office reserved him.

Yes! Instead of a flood,

Or frogs, lice, and blood,

He sent us Don Trump; we deserved him.

Occasional Limerick #41: Trump’s Inaugural Takes Place on Martin Luther King Day

Today, before darkness descends,

Let’s all stop and ponder, my friends,

That Dr. King’s dream

Still shows a faint gleam,

And it is on us it depends.

Occasional Limerick #40: Trump to be Sworn In January 20

I say without any chagrin,

I won’t watch The Don’s swearing in.

I’ve heard the man swearing –

It’s pushed me past caring

To watch our new nightmare begin.

Occasional Limerick #25: Headline: Fortune 500 Companies, Billionaires Pledge Trump Inauguration Donations

It’s just a small, token donation

And just as a quick explanation

I’d do the same thing

For any old king

Who’s brazenly selling the nation.

January 19

Headline: Nation Braces for Violence Before Inauguration

If we can just get through mid-week

With nary a scream or a shriek,

We might just exhale

And stop looking pale….

But who knows what Donald might wreak?