Lindsey Graham – Polimericks

Occasional Limerick #63: July 15, 2022

Headline: Judge Spurns Lindsey Graham’s Refusal to Testify to GA Grand Jury

Ours is a nation of laws,

But I don’t obey them, because

Since my job is to make them,

I’m licensed to break them

And bask in my minions’ applause.

Lindsey Graham, Rudy Giuliani, and John Eastman Subpoenaed by Fulton County (GA) D.A. in Election Probe

Rudy and Eastman and Graham

Subpoenas! But will they obey them?

Let’s see if they grow up

And actually show up,

Or cause more electoral mayhem.