Post Office – Polimericks

August 19

Headline: DeJoy Suspends Postal Service Changes Amid Election Fears

Postmaster Louis DeJoy

Has lost his big chance to destroy

The whole Postal Service.

But still, I feel nervous —

Remember, he’s Donald Trump’s boy…

Headline: Trump Administration Opposes Postal Service Funding

The Post Office? Easy to handle –

Just rip it apart like a vandal.

Then say it’s inept,

Which we cannot accept,

And blame someone else for the scandal.