Don says of Putin, “I’m pissed,”
But somehow I cannot resist
Thinking it’s show,
As all of us know
How often Vlad’s butt has been kissed.
Don says of Putin, “I’m pissed,”
But somehow I cannot resist
Thinking it’s show,
As all of us know
How often Vlad’s butt has been kissed.
King Donald sits smug in the castle,
Proclaiming the vile and the facile.
But wait…just one thing –
Can he be The King
While serving as Vladimir’s vassal?
I’ll outfox Putin; I’m shrewd,
Who cares if Zelinsky gets screwed?
I’ll get the Nobel
And my ego will swell,
Or else I’ll get really unglued.
Vladimir’s told me it’s just us,
As Europe, you frankly disgust us.
But with two guys this strong,
Really, what could go wrong?
Zelinsky, you’ll just have to trust us…..
Whoops!– seems we shot down your plane!
But,golly, we’re not inhumane –
It’s just a mistake,
The kind that we make
Just about every day in Ukraine
Headline: World Events Bring Echoes of 1930s
In Europe again there’s a war –
Inflation continues to soar –
And demagogues claim
That The Other’s to blame.
…I think that we’ve been here before.
Headline: Trump Downplays Possible Russian Responsibility for Huge Federal Data Hack
This data breach makes me so mad to hear!
And I get the sense something bad is near!
The breach looks quite massive,
But Don’s acting passive!
You think he can’t risk irking Vladimir?