Taxes – Polimericks

Occasional Limerick #66: Musk’s DOGE Seeks Access to IRS Information

Dear Madam, we’ve spied on your taxes,

And now we’re aware that the fact is

You’ve made contributions

To Woke institutions —

So guess what our very next act is……

Headline: Trump Still Hides Tax Returns After New York Times Allegations

In public, I’m rich as a sheikh.

For taxes, six dollars a week.

Being President pays!

I have it both ways!

That’s why I won’t give you a peek.

Headline: Trump Says Court Decisions Political and “Not Fair”

The President says he’s mistreated.

His tweets are self-righteous and heated.

(If he’s whiny now,

Can you picture how

He’ll whine when he’s finally defeated?)