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Occasional Limerick #33: Trump Refuses to Rule Out Military Action Against Greenland
Tag: Trump
Occasional Limerick #31: Headline: Judge Rules Trump Must be Sentenced, but Will Not Face Jail
The judge has upheld the conviction,
But Donald will face no restriction.
He’ll simply walk free,
As would you and me.
(That is, of course, pure science fiction.)
Occasional Limerick #28: Happy New Year!
A Happy New Year, gentle reader –
And as we await the Dear Leader,
Let’s temper our dread
And focus instead
On how to elect his succeeder
Occasional Limerick #25: Headline: Fortune 500 Companies, Billionaires Pledge Trump Inauguration Donations
It’s just a small, token donation
And just as a quick explanation
I’d do the same thing
For any old king
Who’s brazenly selling the nation.
Occasional Limerick #24: Headline: Trump Threatens Panama with Seizing Canal
You boys got a real nice canal,
But better play nice with us, Pal.
The way to play nice is
To lower your prices
Or else we might seize the locale…
Occasional Limerick #22: Gaetz Responds to Release of Ethics Report
Matt says, “It wasn’t a crime!
I’m only a gross wad of slime!
That’s not antithetic
To government ethic,
And what’s more, Don knew all the time!”
Occasional Limerick #19: Headline: Trump Sues Multiple News Organizations
It’s critical that I address
Maintaining the Freedom of Press,
A Rock of the Nation
Here since its creation,
And something I need to suppress.
Occasional Limerick #17: Headline:N.Y. judge denies Trump’s motion to throw out hush money conviction
Though lawyers were frantically rushing
To crush all the slush of the hushing,
The verdict still stands
Despite their demands.
The hush wont be shushed with a flushing.
Occasional Limerick #15: Headline: Trump Nominates Election Denier Kari Lake to Head Voice of America
The perfect appointment to make!
The termagant called Kari Lake!
There’s no better choice
For America’s Voice!
Soon all of our news will be fake!
Occasional Limerick #14: Time Magazine Names Trump “Person of the Year”
Well, Donald’s Time’s “Man of the Year”
But somehow I can’t seem to cheer.
I think that if we go
On stroking his ego
I think we’ll have plenty to fear.
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