Don says of Putin, “I’m pissed,”
But somehow I cannot resist
Thinking it’s show,
As all of us know
How often Vlad’s butt has been kissed.
Tag: Ukraine
Occasional Limerick #77:Headline:Russia Says Trump’s Foreign Policy ‘Largely Aligns With Our Vision’
King Donald sits smug in the castle,
Proclaiming the vile and the facile.
But wait…just one thing –
Can he be The King
While serving as Vladimir’s vassal?
Occasional Limerick #74: Headline: Zelensky – Trump Meeting Turns Into Shouting Match
Zelinsky, you won’t get a dime –
And you’re out of guns and of time.
Oh, does that upset you?
I think you forget you
Are dealing with Organized Crime.
Occasional Limerick #71: US Votes with Russia and North Korea on UN Ukraine Resolution
We had a few candid discussions,
And then chose to side with the Russians,
For if we demurred,
They sort of inferred
There might have been some…repercussions.
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Occasional Limerick #67: Headline: Zelinsky Says Trump Demands 50% of Ukrainian Natural Resources in Peace Deal
Oh, shut up, you panty-waist liberals –
I’ll take those Ukranian minerals,
That one-half proportion?
It isn’t extortion,
As they attacked Russia, the criminals!
Occasional Limerick #65: Trump Eyes Nobel Peace Prize in Talks to End War
I’ll outfox Putin; I’m shrewd,
Who cares if Zelinsky gets screwed?
I’ll get the Nobel
And my ego will swell,
Or else I’ll get really unglued.
Occasional Limerick #64: Headline: Europe Fears a “Dirty Deal” Between Trump and Putin on Ukraine
Vladimir’s told me it’s just us,
As Europe, you frankly disgust us.
But with two guys this strong,
Really, what could go wrong?
Zelinsky, you’ll just have to trust us…..
Occasional Limerick #25: May 23, 2022
Headline: World Events Bring Echoes of 1930s
In Europe again there’s a war –
Inflation continues to soar –
And demagogues claim
That The Other’s to blame.
…I think that we’ve been here before.
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