September 9

Headline: Three Weeks After Opening, White House Rose Garden Has Drainage Problem

Melania must be quite pained;

She thought no construction remained.

Ma’m, begging your pardon,

But neither the garden

Or Swamp has been properly drained.

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Author: Steve Hirsch

Steve is a retired high-tech marketing specialist and former chairman of a college humanities division. He's a lover of Shakespeare and classical music, so he writes limericks and plays the accordion. Go figure.

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