November 7, 9:22am

Headline: Philadelphia Mayor Tells Trump to “Put On His Big Boy Pants”

Our bullpen’s the absolute worst,

Our offensive linemen seem cursed.

But you dump on Philly,

We’ll vote-slap you silly.

Your big orange bubble has burst!

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Author: Steve Hirsch

Steve is a retired high-tech marketing specialist and former chairman of a college humanities division. He's a lover of Shakespeare and classical music, so he writes limericks and plays the accordion. Go figure.

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