Headline: Trump Declares Ivanka “Checked Out” on Election Results
Ivanka thought Bill Barr spoke truly –
She did not defend Daddy duly.
So Dad, that old cuss,
Threw her under the bus.
Oh, Daddy, you always act cruelly.
Tag: Election
December 16
Headline: McConnell’s Acceptance of Results Frees Other Republicans to Do the Same
Mitch, the majority whip
Has now slightly loosened his grip.
Despite Donald’s howl,
He’s thrown in the towel,
So the rats can abandon the ship.
December 15
Headline: Electoral College Seals Biden Win
The writing’s on all of the walls,
And now, GOP, country calls.
It’s time to move on
And disavow Don:
Or haven’t you yet grown the balls…?
November 19
Headline: As Lawsuits Fail, Trump Continues to Maintain He Won the Election
I won that election; just trust me.
You say that’s not true? You disgust me.
Those “votes” that they counted
Quite clearly amounted
To fraud that is massive. Or must be.
November 7, 11:30 AM
HEADLINE: BIDEN WINS PRESIDENCY AS HE TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!
We’ve been nervous and totally wired –
But finally, his time is expired.
At last it’s the day
We finally can say
“Don, you’re a loser. YOU’RE FIRED!”
November 7, 9:22am
Headline: Philadelphia Mayor Tells Trump to “Put On His Big Boy Pants”
Our bullpen’s the absolute worst,
Our offensive linemen seem cursed.
But you dump on Philly,
We’ll vote-slap you silly.
Your big orange bubble has burst!
November 6, 9:18am
Headline: Biden Pulls Ahead in Pennsylvania
Well, now it’s the next morning after,
And Don’s on the brink of disaster…
Let’s hope it won’t take
Much more time ’till we break
Into shouts of rejoicing and laughter.
November 4: 12:53PM
Headline: Key States Still Counting. Results Still in Doubt
PM now. Results we ain’t got.
Our nerves are still totally shot.
We’re holding our breath,
And we’re half scared to death,
And basically, we don’t know squat.
The Morning After: November 4, 7:00am
Headline: Trump Claims Victory, Says Counting Should Stop
Yeah, 18th green. But so what?
This match still ain’t open and shut.
And nothing’s yet grim. We
Won’t give him a “gimmie”…
He still has a very long putt…
Election Day, November 3
Headline: Nation Wary of What Trump Will Do If Vote Goes Against Him
We’re tired, annoyed, and depleted.
We want the thing done and completed.
But chances are slim —
We’re dealing with him —
Just watch if he’s soundly defeated.
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