Headline: Trump Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey
Don’s just a tiny bit quirky –
Thanksgivings, he won’t eat the turkey.
He’s unfairly maligned:
He won’t eat his own kind!
And neither will Donald eat jerky.
Headline: Trump Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey
Don’s just a tiny bit quirky –
Thanksgivings, he won’t eat the turkey.
He’s unfairly maligned:
He won’t eat his own kind!
And neither will Donald eat jerky.