Headline: Trump Blames Democrats, Russian Investigation for Drop in Poll Numbers
The President whines “It’s a shame!
Those Democrats sullied my name!
(I know what I did
Is the cause of the skid
But I always find someone to blame.)”
Author: Steve Hirsch
Steve is a retired high-tech marketing specialist and former chairman of a college humanities division. He's a lover of Shakespeare and classical music, so he writes limericks and plays the accordion. Go figure.
June 8
Poor Donald. He’ll have to cry foul
While Don’s demagogic
There’s reason and logic
From George Will and General Powell
June 7
Headline: Trump Ignores Global Racism Protests
Perhaps Donald thinks that’s the best thing —
Ignoring the global protesting.
For a man with no soul
Cannot heal or console,
And that’s what we have in the West Wing.
June 6
Now Kelly and Esper and Mattis
Agree on The Donald’s true status:
Each former insider
Says “Don’s a divider.
No leadership; just lots of flatus.”
June 5
I try to get through this with grace.
I’m masked when I go any place.
But days when it’s sunny
Once home, I look funny
With tan lines all over my face.
June 4
Headline: Military, Church Leaders Criticize Trump
Bad week, Don. That church business flopped,
Your ratings have drastically dropped,
Two Heads of Defense
Say your failure’s immense,
June 3
My Bible Act’s on for today,
So get the hell out of my way.
You don’t let me past
You’re gonna get gassed.
June 2
Headline: Trump Says Governors Must “Dominate”
Governors all have to dominate!
Asking for calm I abominate.
If I said ‘use reason!’
My base would cry treason
And think I was part of Obamagate.
June 1
Headline: Trump Moved to Bunker as Protests Rage
“Don’t worry,” said Donald, quite smugly.
“I’m here in my Bunker, all snugly.
There’s widespread despair —
Should I say that I care?
Nah…I’ll stay here while it’s ugly.”
May 31
He traffics in fear and false bravery.
His counselors are sly and unsavory.
And while cities burn
They still do not learn
That we are still paying for slavery.
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