Headline: Trump Says Americans Will Have to Learn Chinese If Biden Wins
We won’t be all learning Chinese,
And Biden won’t bend or appease –
But one repercussion:
Don needs to learn Russian,
Headline: Trump Says Americans Will Have to Learn Chinese If Biden Wins
We won’t be all learning Chinese,
And Biden won’t bend or appease –
But one repercussion:
Don needs to learn Russian,
Headline: Trump Says Biden “Is Against God”
Lord, smite the man down by Thy rod!
But disciples, don’t panic!
I’m near-messianic
And walk the Potomac dry-shod.”
Headline: Trump Threatens to Sue CNN Over Poll
When I saw myself getting fried in
I threatened and cursed,
“Don’t you dare say he’s first….!”
But the numbers continue to widen.