HEADLINE: BIDEN WINS PRESIDENCY AS HE TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!
We’ve been nervous and totally wired –
But finally, his time is expired.
At last it’s the day
We finally can say
“Don, you’re a loser. YOU’RE FIRED!”
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November 6, 9:18am
Headline: Biden Pulls Ahead in Pennsylvania
Well, now it’s the next morning after,
And Don’s on the brink of disaster…
Let’s hope it won’t take
Much more time ’till we break
Into shouts of rejoicing and laughter.
November 5, 8:00am
Headline: As Trump Threatens, Biden Closes in on 270
Dear Donald, I say without hesitancy
I hope you are losing the Presidency.
And once all is proved,
I hope you are moved
To a different federal residency.
November 2
Headline: Final Day of Campaign Arrives
Finally, the campaign cessation!
Tomorrow it goes to the nation.
While we’re all feeling numb,
And there’s more crap to come,
Still it won’t be requests for donation.
October 23
Headline: Trump and Biden Face Off in Final Debate
To help choose our next Chief of State
We’ve had one last so-called debate.
“Debate’s” euphemistic
For Don gone ballistic
To slander and whine and inflate.
October 10
Headline: Trump Demands Barr Arrest Biden
Damn Biden. I really detest him.
I don’t know why Barr won’t arrest him.
I could not make him stammer,
So off to the slammer!
There’s no other way I can best him.
September 29
Headline: Nation Prepares for First Presidential Debate
I’m sure that this evening’s debate
Will be rational, calm, and sedate,
Based on logic and fact,
And with dignified tact.
And I am Emir of Kuwait.
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- With a nod to Dorothy Parker
September 2
Headline: Trump Alleges Biden Controlled byPeople in ‘Dark Shadows’
There in the shadows they lurk
And if asked for proof –
I act vague and aloof,
Which works with the average jerk.
August 29
Headline: RNC Officially Nominates Trump
The Main Event: Don versus Joe.
We’re watching the fight, blow by blow.
Donald claims it’s a fix,
But his gloves contain bricks,
And he punches consistently low.
August 12
Headline: Trump Says Americans Will Have to Learn Chinese If Biden Wins
We won’t be all learning Chinese,
And Biden won’t bend or appease –
But one repercussion:
Don needs to learn Russian,
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