A deadbeat who won’t pay his creditors,
A gaggle of sexual predators,
A talking-head drunk,
A billionaire punk,
And fascists who go after editors.
Tag: Cabinet
Occasional Limerick #16: Headline: Billionaires Will Have Big Influence in New Administration
Our founders said “no” to nobility
As leaders should rise through ability.
But now billionaires
Will run our affairs –
It’s government for the gentility.
Occasional Limerick #5: Nation Proclaims a New Holiday
A new holiday is beginning
To celebrate Dear Leader’s winning
And what is brand-new?
The turkeys eat you!
O, reader! A Happy Misgiving!
Occasional Limerick #4: Fox News Host Appointed Secretary of Defense
I got the head job at Defense!
A just and a fair recompense!
I’m glad my FOX slavering,
Loyal and unwavering,
Trumps any logic or sense.
Occasional Limerick #3″ RFK, Jr. Nominated to Head HHS
Junior says no to Pasteur
‘Cause raw milk is better, for sure
And if you get sick,
It’s some government trick
That’s keeping your system impure.
For Covid, don’t dare to correct him
For telling us “Use ivervectim!”
Or saying vaccines
Will mess up your genes.
Or urging floor wax up the rectum.
Headline: Another Trump Cabinet Pick Accused of Sexual Misconduct
There’s something that really is fab in it!
The boss says it’s cool to be grabbin’ it –
I have. I’m depraved!
And so poorly behaved
That I’ll get a great job in the Cabinet!
Headline: Matt Gaetz Removes His Name from Cabinet Consideration
Oh, poor Representative Gaetz,
You’ve just been done in by the Fates!
You pillar of virtue,
I’m so sad it’s hurt you –
(Now show us more nudes of your dates.)
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