HHS – Polimericks

September 17

Headline: HHS says Spokesman Takes Two-month ‘Leave of Absence’ Following Conspiracy-laden Rant

HHS spokesman Caputo

Has made his career kaput. Oh,

Mike! Where to go

Where your madness won’t show?

Perhaps in some small town on Pluto?

Headline: Trump Strips CDC of Control of Coronavirus Data; Will Not Grant Public Access

Send all the data to me!

(And don’t trust that bad CDC.)

Soon you’ll find that you’ve

Seen things really improve!

(I’ll tell you. I won’t let you see…)