Headline: Governors Newsome and DeSantis Trade Insults
Gov’nors DeSantis and Newsome
Are really a curious twosome.
As each hurls invective
And thinks it’s effective,
The rest of us just find it gruesome.
Tag: DeSantis
September 28
Headline: Dismayed Floridians Worried About Virus Spread
DeSantis has left you no buffer, so
Pack up and flee!
It sure seems to me
You’re safer to winter in Buffalo…
September 27
Headline: Despite 3rd Largest Increase in Cases, Florida Gov. DeSantis Overrides Local Covid Ordinances
By my, Ron DeSatan’s, command,
All virus precautions are banned.
Although we’ve exploded
With cases of Covid,
Come on down to Fantasyland!
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