Headline: Dismayed Floridians Worried About Virus Spread
DeSantis has left you no buffer, so
Pack up and flee!
It sure seems to me
You’re safer to winter in Buffalo…
Tag: Florida
September 27
Headline: Despite 3rd Largest Increase in Cases, Florida Gov. DeSantis Overrides Local Covid Ordinances
By my, Ron DeSatan’s, command,
All virus precautions are banned.
Although we’ve exploded
With cases of Covid,
Come on down to Fantasyland!
August 6
Headline: Trump Changes Mail-In Ballot Stance for Florida Only
Florida mail-ins are fine
As long as the box checked is mine.
But if your state’s blue
Then mail-ins won’t do
July 25
Headline: Birx Warns Florida, Texas, and California as Virus Deaths Soar
According to good Dr. Birx
You people in Texas are jerks.
FL and CA?
Do we still have to say,
Polimericks 