Headline: US Deaths from COVID Surpass One Million
There were dangers –
But you said “don’t fear them.”
There were experts,
But you would just smear them.
Now the one million dead
Are in part on your head.
And I hope that each night you can hear them.
Headline: As Virus Spreads Rapidly, Trump Largely Silent
Oh, don’t be a worry-wart fretter
Or think Don’s a big Super Spreader!
He’s done huge amounts
For what truly counts —
His putting is getting much better.
Headline: Trump Contradicts Meadows, Says He is Still Fighting Virus Spread
Confused about Donald’s polemic?
While saying there’s no epidemic,
He boasts of controlling it
And goes right on trolling it….
Befuddlement’s also systemic….
Headline: U.S. Reports More than 83,000 Coronavirus Cases, Record Daily Total
One day, and all those new cases —
Who knows what that smirk on Don’s face is?
“We’re turning the corner”
Won’t work with a mourner
Or someone who gets what this race is.
Headline: As Virus Cases Multiply, Trump Attacks Dr. Fauci
Hey, Don – when you diss Dr. Tony
You prove you’re much more of a phony.
Doc Fauci’s reliance
Is on research and science
And yours is just based on baloney.
Headline: Giuliani Say People No Longer Die From Virus, Floats Highly Suspect “October Surprise”
We used to be proud of you, Rudy –
You once led beyond call of duty.
Now we just reflect
How you lost our respect
And turned into a sycophant cootie.
Headline: CDC Details ‘Urgent Need’ to Address Virus Spread by Young Adults
Dudes! Party on! Misbehave!
Go grab all the fun that you crave!
We’ll crowd and cavort ’till
We’re blitzed! We’re immortal!
Surf’s up, Dudes! Here comes the next wave!
Headline: Trump Receives Get Well Wishes from Supporters and Opponents
Dear Donald, I’m sending this letter
In hope that you quickly get better,
Then lose, go to trial,
And then spend quite a while
Somewhere chained to a wall with a fetter.
Headline: Trump Tests Positive for Coronavirus
It pains me to be quite so cynical,
But Donald has been so inimical
To truth I was jaded,
And wasn’t persuaded:
Was it politics or truly clinical?
Headline: Dismayed Floridians Worried About Virus Spread
DeSantis has left you no buffer, so
Do not just sit there and suffer! Go
Pack up and flee!
It sure seems to me
You’re safer to winter in Buffalo…