Giuliani – Polimericks

Occasional Limerick #32: Headline: Judge Finds Rudy Giuliani in Contempt of Court

Oh, Rudy – you aren’t exempt –

The judge has held you in contempt –

Once seen as oracular,

Your fall’s been spectacular.

I tell you, it makes me verklempt.

Lindsey Graham, Rudy Giuliani, and John Eastman Subpoenaed by Fulton County (GA) D.A. in Election Probe

Rudy and Eastman and Graham

Subpoenas! But will they obey them?

Let’s see if they grow up

And actually show up,

Or cause more electoral mayhem.

Headline: Giuliani Say People No Longer Die From Virus, Floats Highly Suspect “October Surprise”

We used to be proud of you, Rudy –

You once led beyond call of duty.

Now we just reflect

How you lost our respect

And turned into a sycophant cootie.