Headline: Trump Heard Pressuring GA Official to “Find” Votes
Hey, Fella — you’d best come on board,
And slightly “improve” how I scored.
So why don’t you cut in
And….hey, what’s that button?
What do you mean it’s “record”?
Headline: No Response from White House on Recorded Call
What wager would you like to make
That Don calls the call a “deep fake”?
And that the result
In the minds of The Cult
Is they still won’t be jolted awake.