A new holiday is beginning
To celebrate Dear Leader’s winning
And what is brand-new?
The turkeys eat you!
O, reader! A Happy Misgiving!
Tag: THanksgiving
November 26: Happy Thanksgiving!
Headline: Trump Pardons Thanksgiving Turkey
Don’s just a tiny bit quirky –
Thanksgivings, he won’t eat the turkey.
He’s unfairly maligned:
He won’t eat his own kind!
And neither will Donald eat jerky.
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