See, now? The problem is solved!
I just say that I’m not involved.
I’ll just give a shrug,
Kick it under the rug,
And smile while the law is dissolved.
Tag: Trump
Occasional Limerick #99: Dow Drops 2200 Points: Trump Plays Golf
The market continues to dive,
Your assets may never revive,
But what really burns me
And deeply concerns me?
I can’t cure that slice on my drive.
Occasional Limerick #98:Headline:Anti-American Feelings Grow in Wake of Trump’s Trade War
We once were upheld and admired –
That attitude’s clearly expired.
We once were allied,
But that feeling’s died
No wonder they’re saying “you’re fired.”
Occasional Limerick #96: Trump Announces New Tariffs, Calls Today “Liberation Day”
Oh, be still, my heart! Liberation!
As Tariff Joy wafts o’er the Nation!
(But still, you’ll be screwed
By the new price of food,
Unless you’re a cat-eating Hatian.)
Occasional Limerick #95: Headline: Trump Says He is “Pissed” with Putin Over Ukraine
Don says of Putin, “I’m pissed,”
But somehow I cannot resist
Thinking it’s show,
As all of us know
How often Vlad’s butt has been kissed.
Occasional Limerick #93: Trump Announces Yemen Chat Incident is a “Hoax”
You knew it was coming, right, folks?
Don tells us the chat thing’s a “hoax.”
But that line is so worn
And Don’s so forsworn
That now it’s the punchline of jokes.
Occasional Limerick #90: Headline: Greenland’s Prime Minister Slams “Highly Aggressive” Visit by US Officials, Usha Vance
Donald is playing a mean hand
By sending Ms. Usha to Greenland.
It’s meant to perplex
And prepare to annex…
A smile just before the Marines land.
Occasional Limerick #89: Headline:White House Seeks Corporate Sponsorships for Easter Egg Roll
Sign up, cause this branding makes sense!
It’s certainly worth the expense!
I’ll soon have expanded
‘Till everything’s branded,
And you can buy State or Defense!
Occasional Limerick #88: Trump Brags About Winning His Club Golf Championship
That Donald’s a golfing machine!
I betcha he led tee to green!
And I bet in match play
With Kim Jong some day
They’d both of them shoot an 18.
Occasional Limerick #86: Trump Goes Ahead with Deportations Despite Court Order
That charter you swore to be guarding
You seem to be simply discarding.
As Presidents go,
You’re ranked way below
A. Johnson, Buchanan, and Harding.
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