Headline: Trump Jr. Urged Father to Stop Insurrection
No, Junior, you don’t understand —
This all goes exactly as planned.
I’ll issue denials,
Some fools will face trials,
And soon I’ll be back in command.
Tag: Trump
Occasional Limerick #30: May 31, 2022
Headline: At NRA Convention, Trump Advocates Heavily Armed and Fortified Schools
At Donald J. Trump Elementary
We’ve seven armed guards at the entry.
Our fences cause shocks
And the teachers pack Glocks,
And the lunch lady acts as the sentry.
We’re all of us heeled, you can bet!
If strangers show up, we’re all set.
And here we are taught
To ban books and thought,
As they are the far greater threat.
Occasional Limerick #29: May 27, 2022
Headline: Trump to Address NRA Convention
There won’t be an ounce of dissension
When Don’s speaking at the convention.
Uvalde and Buffalo?
Well, they’re hardly apropos,
And not really worthy of mention.
Occasional Limerick #26, May 24,2022
Headline: GOP Candidates Continue to Stress Ties to Trump
Now GOP candidates, please,
There’s no need to drop to your knees
And show the whole Nation
Your butt osculation
And really bad case of DTs.
Occasional Limerick #25: May 23, 2022
Headline: World Events Bring Echoes of 1930s
In Europe again there’s a war –
Inflation continues to soar –
And demagogues claim
That The Other’s to blame.
…I think that we’ve been here before.
Occasional Limerick #19: May 13, 2022
Headline: US Deaths from COVID Surpass One Million
There were dangers –
But you said “don’t fear them.”
There were experts,
But you would just smear them.
Now the one million dead
Are in part on your head.
And I hope that each night you can hear them.
Occasional Limerick #3: February 17
Headline: Trump and McConnell Turn on Each Other
Well, this is an interesting switch —
The Don’s in a fistfight with Mitch!
The winner? Why choose?
Let’s hope they both lose!
And hey, isn’t karma a bitch?
Occasional Limerick #2: February 12
Headline: Despite Evidence, Most Republican Senators Will Vote Party Line on Impeachment
What? Judge with a true open mind?
How silly; we’re lock-step aligned —
We do not see evidence
Against Party Presidents,
As, after all, Justice is Blind.
January 20, Inauguration Day
Headline: Trump to Exit with Military Ceremony at Andrews AFB
Oh, dear: you have fallen so far, Don,
So just one more time, grant a pardon.
Then leave with a flourish
Which might serve to nourish
Your need for a last power hard-on.
January 19
Headline: Nation Braces for Violence Before Inauguration
If we can just get through mid-week
With nary a scream or a shriek,
We might just exhale
And stop looking pale….
But who knows what Donald might wreak?
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