Headline: USA Reaches 3 Million Virus Cases
Oh, great. We’ve got three million cases….
Yet Donald’s response to his base is
To keep right on blathering,
Encouraging gathering
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July 8
Headline:Trump defends Redskins, Indians team names
Change “Redskins”? Hell, that would reject
My most righteous call to respect
Our Great White Tradition
Of lack of contrition
For slaughter, abuse, and neglect.
July 7
You know who the problem is? They.
They want to take freedom away!
They’re different. They’re strange.
They want things to change!
And they won’t just shut up and obey.
July 6
Headline: Trump Continues Divisive Rhetoric
I’m Donald J. Trump, The Divider.
I hope to make chasms grow wider.
And my chosen course?
Unleash the Pale Horse..
And gleefully act as its rider.
July 5
Headline: Trump Claims Teachers Trying to Teach Children to Hate America
Uncomfortable truth was submerged.
The history books were all purged.
We lived for years with
Some nice whitewashed myth.
Well, Donald: the real story’s surged.
July 2
Headline: Trump Dubs Himself “The Lone Warrior”
Hey, Pardner, who is that stranger?
‘The Lone Warrior,’ not The Lone Ranger.
He shoots with no plan
And he ain’t The Masked Man,
And he sure as hell don’t confront danger.
July 1
Headline: European Union Forbids American Travelers
Want to go visit grand-père?
Forget it. They don’t want us there.
Tous les Américains, adieu!
And Kommen Sie nicht her, mein Herr!
June 30
Headline: Source Says Trump Knew of “Bounties”
Said Don, “I support our armed force!”
Except a reliable source
Says the “bounty” is true
And Don always knew.
June 29
Headline: Trump Denies Being Briefed on Russian Bounty Intelligence
The Donald’s Commander-in-Chief,
But swears he did not get a brief
On bounties by Russians…
It really does beggar belief.
June 28
Headline: Trump Signs Executive Order Protecting Monuments and Statues
Those Hooligans get me all riled!
I’ll guard you from being defiled!
I promise you, that you
Can count on me, Statue!
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