Our confidence went in the tank,
And we have The Donald to thank.
Though we’re overspent,
Don’s dear One Percent
Will still do quite well at the bank.
Tag: Trump
Occasional Limerick #69: Headline: Stocks Tumble on Tariff, Inflation Fears
The market? The tariffs will spoil it.
Don’s actions continue to roil it.
Next cut? With surety,
Social Security.
Retirement’s flushed down the toilet.
Occasional Limerick #68: Headline: Senate Confirms Kash Patel to Run FBI
The Senate’s confirmed Kash Patel
And let’s all agree, gosh, that’s swell.
He’ll never dispose
Of Donald Trump’s foes,
As he’s just as holy as Hell.
Occasional Limerick #67: Headline: Zelinsky Says Trump Demands 50% of Ukrainian Natural Resources in Peace Deal
Oh, shut up, you panty-waist liberals –
I’ll take those Ukranian minerals,
That one-half proportion?
It isn’t extortion,
As they attacked Russia, the criminals!
Occasional Limerick #65: Trump Eyes Nobel Peace Prize in Talks to End War
I’ll outfox Putin; I’m shrewd,
Who cares if Zelinsky gets screwed?
I’ll get the Nobel
And my ego will swell,
Or else I’ll get really unglued.
Occasional Limerick #64: Headline: Europe Fears a “Dirty Deal” Between Trump and Putin on Ukraine
Vladimir’s told me it’s just us,
As Europe, you frankly disgust us.
But with two guys this strong,
Really, what could go wrong?
Zelinsky, you’ll just have to trust us…..
Occasional Limerick #63: Headline: Trump Continues to Reshape Government
Our sledge-hammer Machiavellian
Has sure made America Swell Again —
His regular ploy
Is defame and destroy
And a steady march to the Orwellian.
Occasional Limerick #61: Trump Signals He May Ignore the Courts
Don’s next dictatorial sludge is
To claim he can bypass the judges.
He feels in his maw
He can brush off the law
If it won’t genuflect to his grudges.
Occasional Limerick #60: Trump’s Super Bowl Visit Cost Taxpayers Millions
He wanted to make a big splash,
But Don’s football trip was quite rash.
So Hail to the Chief,
As the Chiefs came to grief
He wasted the taxpayers’ cash.
Occasional Limerick #57: Headline: Trump Continues Firing Federal Employees
Donald loves saying “You’re fired.”
It’s one of the skills he acquired
With endless brow-beating,
And bragging and cheating.
No wonder he’s widely admired.
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