Occasional Limerick #30: May 31, 2022

Headline: At NRA Convention, Trump Advocates Heavily Armed and Fortified Schools

At Donald J. Trump Elementary

We’ve seven armed guards at the entry.

Our fences cause shocks

And the teachers pack Glocks,

And the lunch lady acts as the sentry.

We’re all of us heeled, you can bet!

If strangers show up, we’re all set.

And here we are taught

To ban books and thought,

As they are the far greater threat.

Author: Steve Hirsch

Steve is a retired high-tech marketing specialist and former chairman of a college humanities division. He's a lover of Shakespeare and classical music, so he writes limericks and plays the accordion. Go figure.

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