Headline: At NRA Convention, Trump Advocates Heavily Armed and Fortified Schools
At Donald J. Trump Elementary
We’ve seven armed guards at the entry.
Our fences cause shocks
And the teachers pack Glocks,
And the lunch lady acts as the sentry.
We’re all of us heeled, you can bet!
If strangers show up, we’re all set.
And here we are taught
To ban books and thought,
As they are the far greater threat.