Headline: At NRA Convention, Trump Advocates Heavily Armed and Fortified Schools
At Donald J. Trump Elementary
We’ve seven armed guards at the entry.
Our fences cause shocks
And the teachers pack Glocks,
And the lunch lady acts as the sentry.
We’re all of us heeled, you can bet!
If strangers show up, we’re all set.
And here we are taught
To ban books and thought,
As they are the far greater threat.
Headline: Buffalo, Uvalde Shootings Unlikely to Result in Gun Legislation
They’ll all wring their hands for a day
And tell you they’ll think and they’ll pray.
But the saddest of facts
Is that none of them acts.
They just wait ’till the screams die away.
Headline: Tucker Carlson Tries to Distance Himself from Buffalo Shooting
Tuck said we’re being replaced
And had to take action in haste –
And so, folks, the toll and cost
Is just one more holocaust…
The man’s a despicable waste.