I must say that I look askance
At all of the raving and rants
About what goes on
Or what might be gone
Inside of my neighbor’s kid’s pants
I must say that I look askance
At all of the raving and rants
About what goes on
Or what might be gone
Inside of my neighbor’s kid’s pants
“Oh, Don,” said Elon with elan,
“I think I’ve come up with a plan!
I’ll wait ’till you wreck
Every balance and check,
Then I’ll screw everyone that I can.”
Joe, I could not be much blunter:
It’s not cool that you pardoned Hunter.
I fear for the precedent
With the new President.
Love Lady Law; don’t affront her.
Mon Dieu, mes amis! Have you heard?
The new US Envoy! Absurd!
A stain among men!
More foul than the Seine!
But what can we do but cry “merde!”?
A new holiday is beginning
To celebrate Dear Leader’s winning
And what is brand-new?
The turkeys eat you!
O, reader! A Happy Misgiving!
I got the head job at Defense!
A just and a fair recompense!
I’m glad my FOX slavering,
Loyal and unwavering,
Trumps any logic or sense.
Junior says no to Pasteur
‘Cause raw milk is better, for sure
And if you get sick,
It’s some government trick
That’s keeping your system impure.
For Covid, don’t dare to correct him
For telling us “Use ivervectim!”
Or saying vaccines
Will mess up your genes.
Or urging floor wax up the rectum.
There’s something that really is fab in it!
The boss says it’s cool to be grabbin’ it –
I have. I’m depraved!
And so poorly behaved
That I’ll get a great job in the Cabinet!
Oh, poor Representative Gaetz,
You’ve just been done in by the Fates!
You pillar of virtue,
I’m so sad it’s hurt you –
(Now show us more nudes of your dates.)
Polimericks is going on vacation for the month of August. There may be an occasional limerick or two before it comes back again in September! See you then!
Enjoy the rest of the summer, and thanks for your support!
— Steve