He wanted to make a big splash,
But Don’s football trip was quite rash.
So Hail to the Chief,
As the Chiefs came to grief
He wasted the taxpayers’ cash.
Occasional Limerick #57: Headline: Trump Continues Firing Federal Employees
Donald loves saying “You’re fired.”
It’s one of the skills he acquired
With endless brow-beating,
And bragging and cheating.
No wonder he’s widely admired.
Occasional Limerick #59: Headline: GOP Senators are Silent About Trump Moves
Not statesmen in togas or tunics,
Or Oracles writing in runics,
But what we expected:
The country elected
A congress of slavering eunuchs.
Occasional Limerick #58: Headline: Trump Appoints Himself Head of Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts
Don’s annexed Kennedy Center
And he’ll be a wonderful mentor.
He’ll showcase our best…
(Don’tcha love Kayne West?)
And who would dare be a dissenter?
Occasional Limerick #55: Headline: Democrats Mobilize After Weeks of Struggling to Find a Message
Really, I hate to be crass —
But Democrats, don’t let this pass!
We all see the crime,
And it’s way past the time
For the donkey to get off its ass.
Occasional Limerick #54: Headline: Trump Bans Transgender Athletes from Women’s Sports
If you’ve changed what’s down in your shorts,
Don’s banned you from all women’s sports.
He’s taken firm action!
(And caused a distraction)
You’ll be the next group he deports.
Occasional Limerick #53: Trump Suggests US Take Over and “Develop” the Gaza Strip
That property’s really blue chip,
So let’s go develop The Strip!
Imagine in Gaza:
Trump Tower! The Plaza!
(I think the man’s losing his grip.)
Occasional Limerick #52: Headline: Trumps’s First Weeks Marked by Confusion, Destruction of Offices
The statesmanship of an Attila,
The recklessness of a gorilla,
And key personnel
From the Bowels of Hell.
America, run! It’s Donzilla!
Occasional Limerick #51: Headline: Trump Admits Consumers May Feel “Some Pain” from Tariffs
Although the Dear Leader deplores
The pain that you’ll feel at the stores,
The price you’ll be paying
Results from his saying,
“Folks, I’ve upped my tariffs. Up yours.”
Occasional Limerick #50: Headline: Trump Blames DEI, Biden, and Obama for Air Collision
His blaming is clearly compulsive,
Bigoted, vile, and impulsive.
Just blame DEI,
And don’t explain why.
Quite simply, the man is repulsive.
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