Headline: Cruz and 11 Other GOP Senators Demand “Audit” of Votes
Memo to Senator Cruz:
Now Don’s been heard turning the screws.
And since he’s been caught, it’s
Not wise to shout “Audits!”
It brands you as part of the ruse.
Headline: Cruz and 11 Other GOP Senators Demand “Audit” of Votes
Memo to Senator Cruz:
Now Don’s been heard turning the screws.
And since he’s been caught, it’s
Not wise to shout “Audits!”
It brands you as part of the ruse.
Headline: Georgia Senator Perdue Denies Insider Trading Implications
My timing was simply propitious,
And your implication is vicious.
I got some advice
And pulled this off twice —
Now why would you think that’s suspicious?
Headline: With No Virus Relief in Sight, Congress Adjourns Until September
Oh, virus relief? I recall!
We’ll look at it once more this fall.
But if you’re underfed,
Or you’re desperate – or dead,
Well, we don’t feel guilty at all.
Headline: Senate Adjourns for Weekend as Unemployment Benefits Expire
It’s Saturday! We are adjourned –
Your jobless check? Haven’t you learned?
Our job in the Senate? It’s
Cutting your benefits
As they are nothing you’ve earned.