Headline:’Unmasking’ Inquiry Yields No Indictments
Hey, Donald – “Obamagate”‘s through…
You’ll need a fresh scandal to spew.
You don’t have much time,
So seize on this crime:
Tag: Barr
October 11
Headline: AG Barr Strangely Quiet on Michigan Plot
Pardon me, now, AG Barr,
I’m wondering just where you are?
If the plotters were leftist
You’d eat them for breakfast.
But I just hear silence so far….
October 10
Headline: Trump Demands Barr Arrest Biden
Damn Biden. I really detest him.
I don’t know why Barr won’t arrest him.
I could not make him stammer,
So off to the slammer!
There’s no other way I can best him.
September 24
Headline: Justice Department Labels New York, Portland and Seattle as ‘Anarchy’ Jurisdictions
The Justice Department? How quaint.
Don’s freed it from any constraint.
In the hands of Bill Barr
Bid the name au revoir,
It’s ‘Just Us’ now. Justice, it ain’t.
September 18
Headline: Barr Calls Lockdowns “Greatest Intrusion on Civil Liberties” in US History “Other than Slavery.”
That Covid news needs diminution,
So cry, “Lockdowns are persecution!
They’re almost like slavery!
Resistance is bravery!”
(Now ain’t that a nifty solution?)
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