Headline: Buffalo, Uvalde Shootings Unlikely to Result in Gun Legislation
They’ll all wring their hands for a day
And tell you they’ll think and they’ll pray.
But the saddest of facts
Is that none of them acts.
They just wait ’till the screams die away.
Headline: Tucker Carlson Tries to Distance Himself from Buffalo Shooting
Tuck said we’re being replaced
And had to take action in haste –
And so, folks, the toll and cost
Is just one more holocaust…
The man’s a despicable waste.
Headline: Multiple Mass Shootings Renew Calls for Gun Control
I wonder why you are so willing
To tolerate all of this killing?
Your thoughts and your prayer
Are nothing but air.
Your failure to act is just chilling.
Headline: Trump Suggests Buffalo Pushing Incident “Could be a Set-Up”
He won’t quite accuse. He’ll insinuate.
He’ll imply, but but he won’t disambiguate.
He’ll use his position,
To stir up suspicion.
If questioned, he’ll snarl and equivocate.