Headline: Virus Continues to Spread at White House
A curious fact that we’ve noted
Is those with worst risk of COVID
Are not old and ailing,
Is serving as Donald’s devoted.
Tag: Covid
October 7
Headline: Trump Poses on White House Balcony and Downplays Virus
I’m Donald. I AM INVINCIBLE!
I don’t learn a thing, out of principle.
And Covid? Don’t sweat it!
No harm if you get it.
(Astounding how you’re still convincible).
October 6
Headline: After Treatment at Walter Reed, Trump Returns to White House.
For all of the Donald’s conditions,
An Army of fancy physicians.
But health care for you?
Don’t care. No can do.
We only insure politicians.
October 4
Headline: Trump Receives Get Well Wishes from Supporters and Opponents
Dear Donald, I’m sending this letter
In hope that you quickly get better,
Then lose, go to trial,
And then spend quite a while
Somewhere chained to a wall with a fetter.
September 26
Headline: Trump Loses Patience Over Sober Covid Assessments
With evidence right in their noses,
What negligence all this exposes!
The truth is too stinging,
So Don’s folks are singing:
It’s “Everything’s Coming Up Roses.”
September 23
Headline: Trump: Covid-19 Affects ‘Virtually Nobody.’
I’m Virtually No One. I’m dead.
“So what? Sick and old!”, Don has said.
I’m Two Hundred Thousand!! —
But you’re taking bows and
Ignoring me. Bragging instead.
September 12
Headline: Trump Compares His Covid Response to Roosevelt’s Response to WWII
The statement is more than bizarre:
Don says he’s just like FDR.
Well, if Franklin swore
There’s no harm in a war
It still would be going too far.
September 4
Headline: Rumors Fly About November Virus Vaccine
A vaccine before the election!
You ready to get the injection?
Just roll up your sleeve
And shout “I believe!”
And validate natural selection.
July 21
Headline: Trump Insists Many Cases are “Sniffles” and claims “I’m Right”
“I’m right!” the Dear Leader has said,
“I have no concern that it’s spread.
Most cases are piffle,
And merely a sniffle,
(Don’t ask me about all the dead..)
June 27
Headline: Huge Saharan Dust Cloud Threatens US
Our financial state is a bust,
Our people are filled with distrust,
We’ve racial disquiet
And Covid and riot.
I’m sorry. We’ve no room for dust.
Polimericks 