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Occasional Limerick #19: May 13, 2022

Headline: US Deaths from COVID Surpass One Million

There were dangers –

But you said “don’t fear them.”

There were experts, 

But you would just smear them.

Now the one million dead

Are in part on your head.

And I hope that each night you can hear them.

Author Steve HirschPosted on May 12, 2022May 13, 2022Tags Covid, Trump, VirusLeave a comment on Occasional Limerick #19: May 13, 2022

Occasional Limerick #11: June 11, 2021

GOP Invited Doctor Tells Ohio Legislators Covid Vaccine Makes People “Magnetic”

I swear it! My head is magnetic!

But now I am feeling splenetic.

Who’s playing the trick?

‘Why won’t the spoon stick?…

(I think that your problem’s genetic.)

Author Steve HirschPosted on June 11, 2021Tags Covid, Magnetic, Vaccine3 Comments on Occasional Limerick #11: June 11, 2021

December 22

Headline: As Covid Continues to Spread, Trump is Silent, Focused on Election

As Covid continues to worsen,

Reluctant, I bring an old curse in:

Don: stop the sedition!

Go practice coition,

Sans partner, and on your own person.

Author Steve HirschPosted on December 22, 2020December 21, 2020Tags Covid, Election Fraud, TrumpLeave a comment on December 22

November 25

Headline: South Dakota Has Highest Per Capita Covid Hospitalization Rate in the Nation

The governor of South Dakota

Has not changed her song one iota.

Its theme is resistance

To masks and to distance,

And huge spikes in death is its coda.

Author Steve HirschPosted on November 25, 2020November 24, 2020Tags Covid, Kristi Noem, South Dakota2 Comments on November 25

November 18

Headline: As Virus Spreads Rapidly, Trump Largely Silent

Oh, don’t be a worry-wart fretter

Or think Don’s a big Super Spreader!

He’s done huge amounts

For what truly counts —

His putting is getting much better.

Author Steve HirschPosted on November 18, 2020November 17, 2020Tags Covid, Trump, VirusLeave a comment on November 18

October 27

Headline: Trump Contradicts Meadows, Says He is Still Fighting Virus Spread

Confused about Donald’s polemic?

While saying there’s no epidemic,

He boasts of controlling it

And goes right on trolling it….

Befuddlement’s also systemic….

Author Steve HirschPosted on October 27, 2020October 27, 2020Tags Covid, Meadows, Trump, Virus1 Comment on October 27

October 26

Headline: Five People in Pence’s Circle, Including Chief of Staff, Test Positive for Covid

What terrible timing, Mike Pence:

Your staffers got Covid! From whence?

Well, don’t bother explaining –

There’s no time remaining: 

Next week we’ll all say, “Get thee hence!”

Author Steve HirschPosted on October 26, 2020October 25, 2020Tags Covid, PenceLeave a comment on October 26

October 20

Headline: As Virus Cases Multiply, Trump Attacks Dr. Fauci

Hey, Don – when you diss Dr. Tony

You prove you’re much more of a phony.

Doc Fauci’s reliance

Is on research and science

And yours is just based on baloney.

Author Steve HirschPosted on October 20, 2020October 19, 2020Tags Covid, Fauci, Trump, Virus3 Comments on October 20

October 12

Headline: CDC Details ‘Urgent Need’ to Address Virus Spread by Young Adults

Dudes! Party on! Misbehave!

Go grab all the fun that you crave!

We’ll crowd and cavort ’till

We’re blitzed! We’re immortal!

Surf’s up, Dudes! Here comes the next wave!

Author Steve HirschPosted on October 12, 2020October 11, 2020Tags CDC, Covid, Virus, Young AdultsLeave a comment on October 12

October 9

Headline: Trump Claims His COVID Was a “Blessing from God”

How Holy of Don for confessing

That God made him sick as a “blessing” .

I’d have thought it God’s curse,

But Don thinks in reverse,

Which I find profoundly depressing.

Author Steve HirschPosted on October 9, 2020October 8, 2020Tags Blessing, Covid, TrumpLeave a comment on October 9

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