Headline: US Deaths from COVID Surpass One Million
There were dangers –
But you said “don’t fear them.”
There were experts,
But you would just smear them.
Now the one million dead
Are in part on your head.
And I hope that each night you can hear them.
GOP Invited Doctor Tells Ohio Legislators Covid Vaccine Makes People “Magnetic”
I swear it! My head is magnetic!
But now I am feeling splenetic.
Who’s playing the trick?
‘Why won’t the spoon stick?…
(I think that your problem’s genetic.)
Headline: As Covid Continues to Spread, Trump is Silent, Focused on Election
As Covid continues to worsen,
Reluctant, I bring an old curse in:
Don: stop the sedition!
Go practice coition,
Sans partner, and on your own person.
Headline: South Dakota Has Highest Per Capita Covid Hospitalization Rate in the Nation
The governor of South Dakota
Has not changed her song one iota.
Its theme is resistance
To masks and to distance,
And huge spikes in death is its coda.
Headline: As Virus Spreads Rapidly, Trump Largely Silent
Oh, don’t be a worry-wart fretter
Or think Don’s a big Super Spreader!
He’s done huge amounts
For what truly counts —
His putting is getting much better.
Headline: Trump Contradicts Meadows, Says He is Still Fighting Virus Spread
Confused about Donald’s polemic?
While saying there’s no epidemic,
He boasts of controlling it
And goes right on trolling it….
Befuddlement’s also systemic….
Headline: Five People in Pence’s Circle, Including Chief of Staff, Test Positive for Covid
What terrible timing, Mike Pence:
Your staffers got Covid! From whence?
Well, don’t bother explaining –
There’s no time remaining:
Next week we’ll all say, “Get thee hence!”
Headline: As Virus Cases Multiply, Trump Attacks Dr. Fauci
Hey, Don – when you diss Dr. Tony
You prove you’re much more of a phony.
Doc Fauci’s reliance
Is on research and science
And yours is just based on baloney.
Headline: CDC Details ‘Urgent Need’ to Address Virus Spread by Young Adults
Dudes! Party on! Misbehave!
Go grab all the fun that you crave!
We’ll crowd and cavort ’till
We’re blitzed! We’re immortal!
Surf’s up, Dudes! Here comes the next wave!
Headline: Trump Claims His COVID Was a “Blessing from God”
How Holy of Don for confessing
That God made him sick as a “blessing” .
I’d have thought it God’s curse,
But Don thinks in reverse,
Which I find profoundly depressing.