Headline: Trump and Biden Face Off in Final Debate
To help choose our next Chief of State
We’ve had one last so-called debate.
“Debate’s” euphemistic
For Don gone ballistic
To slander and whine and inflate.
Headline: Trump and Biden Face Off in Final Debate
To help choose our next Chief of State
We’ve had one last so-called debate.
“Debate’s” euphemistic
For Don gone ballistic
To slander and whine and inflate.
Headline: Nation Prepares for First Presidential Debate
I’m sure that this evening’s debate
Will be rational, calm, and sedate,
Based on logic and fact,
And with dignified tact.
And I am Emir of Kuwait.
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