Debate – Polimericks

October 23

Headline: Trump and Biden Face Off in Final Debate

To help choose our next Chief of State

We’ve had one last so-called debate.

“Debate’s” euphemistic

For Don gone ballistic

To slander and whine and inflate.

Headline: Nation Prepares for First Presidential Debate

I’m sure that this evening’s debate

Will be rational, calm, and sedate,

Based on logic and fact,

And with dignified tact.

And I am Emir of Kuwait.

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