Headline: Sen. Hawley Attempts to Explain His No Vote on Anti-Asian Hate Bill
Josh Hawley? He’s not anti-Asian!
He simply has seized this occasion
To build his mystique
‘Mongst the logically weak
And all trolls of a racist persuasion.
Tag: Hawley
January 11
Headline: Sen. Hawley, a Yale Law Graduate, Claims Cancellation of Book Deal Violates His “Free Speech”
Josh Hawley, it is quite a reach
To claim you’re denied your free speech —
While Yale Law School’s wincing,
The few you’re convincing
Fight Covid by gargling bleach.
December 31
Headline: Sen. Hawley of Missouri to Object to Electoral College Results
The Electoral vote has no cred,
So the Ass from Missouri has said.
So we’ll all bear the brunt
Of a meaningless stunt
While he’s beating a horse that’s quite dead.
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